He was just reaching for a corn dog … right?

The Great American State Fair in Washington, D.C. is Donald Trump’s party for America’s 250th birthday.

It’s also an unmitigated disaster.

If you’re talking “state fair” like the ones that appear each summer, this “fair” has about as much entertainment as if someone set up a few kiddie rides in a department store parking lot. There’s exactly ONE ride (a Ferris wheel), the entire animal husbandry categories are limited to a small rodeo, and the few live performances have been attended by tens of people.

And as for fair food … there ain’t much of it. There’s very little in the way of deep-fried creative fair food. Heck, you can’t even find a decent corn dog. No corn dogs at the Fair? Well, then just cancel Christmas, why don’tcha?

Well … apparently the big news from the Great American State Fair came when one attendee … who watched a performance from the circus troop Cirque Mechanics – started filming the performance for his own personal livestream.

And then … he reached into his pants. And according to reports at the time … he started pleasuring himself. Here’s another article on the situation.

MAGA Streamer Arrested at Trump’s Great American State Fair After Masturbating to Stage Performers

Gian Rachtelli – who streams as @MannyBeinManny – was arrested June 25 after multiple witnesses told U.S. Park Police they saw him repeatedly put his hand down his pants and appear… pic.twitter.com/Y1MLmIgWIB

— Andrew Mercado (@AndrewMercado) June 28, 2026

Yep. It’s a MAGA chud. And he was dressed as Uncle Sam. And while he was watching the acrobatic team … he was doing his own five-fingered acrobatics.

Say it with me. Eww.

Now some of this guy’s usual followers, as well as some MAGA apologists, have claimed that he was simply reaching for the cell phone in his pocket when police arrived to arrest him.

Sure, Jan.

That’s not a plausible excuse. The plausible excuse was that he was simply looking for a corn dog. It’s the State Fair, for crying out loud. How can you not have corn dogs at the State Fair? Obviously this joker tried to smuggle some corn dogs in his trousers, and at one opportune moment, decided it was time to munch on one … so he had to fish it out from inside his drawers, where he kept his keys, his wallet, his commemorative “I ❤ DJT” charm that he spent $99 for …

Yeah. Typical MAGA chud-brains.

They think they’re king of the stroke …

But it’s just one of their shortcomings.

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