“The Breakfast Club” on the Royale With Cheese Movie Club

Are you serious, Chuck? You’ve NEVER seen “The Breakfast Club,” not once, not ever? Do you know what Molly Ringwald does with her lipstick?  Or when Judd Nelson and Emilio Estevez get in that fight over – If I “knew” all these things, I wouldn’t need to see the film, now would I? Nearly 30…

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Elf on the “Royale With Cheese Movie Club”

Okay, okay, stop smelling like beef and cheese, I just discovered that my local cable company is showing it as an On Demand selection.  Okay, okay, for $2.99 I’ll watch Elf.  Happy? Here’s the thing.  I’m not that much of a Will Ferrell movie fan.  And Christmas movies tend to bore me – they’re often…

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“The French Connection” on the Royale With Cheese Movie Club

The “Royale With Cheese Movie Club” – where I finally get around to watching movies that everyone else in the world has seen – has grown to the point where I’m actually getting recommendations of films that I should add to the Club. In fact, two of my loyal blog readers – Bennett Campbell and…

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“American Graffiti” on the Royale With Cheese Movie Club

I was recently asked to speak this fall at the reunion for Albany High School’s Class of 1962.  I’m totally honored to do so, and I think it will be a lot of fun. So in order to really sound like I know what I’m talking about when I speak at the event – and…

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“Jason and the Argonauts” on the Royale With Cheese Movie Club

Are you serious, Chuck? You’ve NEVER seen “Jason and the Argonauts,” not once, not ever? Do you know about the skeleton fight? Do you know about the battle with the bronze giant Talos? Do you know – If I “knew” all these things, I wouldn’t need to see the film, now would I? Jason and…

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Royale With Cheese Movie Club: “Dirty Dancing”

Wait – Chuck, you’ve never seen Dirty Dancing? Really? Everyone in the whole wide world has seen this film, and you’re telling me you haven’t? What’s wrong with you? I mean, really? Trust me. Nobody puts Chucky in a corner. I can honestly say that, until last night, I never really had a chance to…

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Royale With Cheese Movie Club: “Caddyshack”

Wait – Chuck, you’ve never seen Caddyshack? The greatest golf comedy movie of all time?  Good God, how could you have never seen Caddyshack? You gotta have at least seen that scene with a Baby Ruth bar in the swimming pool – No. no. Don’t tell me. Even though this film is over 30 years…

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Royale With Cheese Movie Club: “The Shawshank Redemption”

Wait – Chuck, you’ve never seen The Shawshank Redemption? With Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman?  Good God, how could you have never seen The Shawshank Redemption? Did you know that there’s a big deal about a Rita Hayworth poster – No. no. Don’t tell me. I know that this film is putt’near 20 years old,…

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The “Royale With Cheese” Movie Club: “The Sixth Sense”

Wait – Chuck, you’ve never seen The Sixth Sense?  With Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment?  How could you have never seen The Sixth Sense?  Did you know that there’s a twist in the end of the film, where – No. no.  Don’t tell me.  I know this film’s been around for over a decade,…

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The Royale With Cheese Movie Club: “Twilight”

A few months ago, I blogged about finally watching Pulp Fiction for the first time. “First time” being this year.  Yeah, I know I’m nearly 20 years behind everybody else, but these things happen. So, as part of a brand new feature I’m test-driving on this blog today, I welcome you to the “Royale With…

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