“Jason and the Argonauts” on the Royale With Cheese Movie Club

Are you serious, Chuck? You’ve NEVER seen “Jason and the Argonauts,” not once, not ever? Do you know about the skeleton fight? Do you know about the battle with the bronze giant Talos? Do you know – If I “knew” all these things, I wouldn’t need to see the film, now would I? Jason and…

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Royale With Cheese Movie Club: “Dirty Dancing”

Wait – Chuck, you’ve never seen Dirty Dancing? Really? Everyone in the whole wide world has seen this film, and you’re telling me you haven’t? What’s wrong with you? I mean, really? Trust me. Nobody puts Chucky in a corner. I can honestly say that, until last night, I never really had a chance to…

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Royale With Cheese Movie Club: “Caddyshack”

Wait – Chuck, you’ve never seen Caddyshack? The greatest golf comedy movie of all time?  Good God, how could you have never seen Caddyshack? You gotta have at least seen that scene with a Baby Ruth bar in the swimming pool – No. no. Don’t tell me. Even though this film is over 30 years…

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Royale With Cheese Movie Club: “The Shawshank Redemption”

Wait – Chuck, you’ve never seen The Shawshank Redemption? With Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman?  Good God, how could you have never seen The Shawshank Redemption? Did you know that there’s a big deal about a Rita Hayworth poster – No. no. Don’t tell me. I know that this film is putt’near 20 years old,…

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The “Royale With Cheese” Movie Club: “The Sixth Sense”

Wait – Chuck, you’ve never seen The Sixth Sense?  With Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment?  How could you have never seen The Sixth Sense?  Did you know that there’s a twist in the end of the film, where – No. no.  Don’t tell me.  I know this film’s been around for over a decade,…

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The Royale With Cheese Movie Club: “Twilight”

A few months ago, I blogged about finally watching Pulp Fiction for the first time. “First time” being this year.  Yeah, I know I’m nearly 20 years behind everybody else, but these things happen. So, as part of a brand new feature I’m test-driving on this blog today, I welcome you to the “Royale With…

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I finally get it! Royale with cheese!!

It was Saturday night, and I just wanted to unwind and relax.  I took some donations to Goodwill, and normally I would have just dropped off the surplus, told the worker that I didn’t need a receipt, have a nice day, and drove off. But for some reason, I decided to stop inside the Goodwill…

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